I want to be fat!!

I want the problems all people complain about because I'm struggling to gain weight. I want to see food, smell it and crave it. I want to snack and snack until the whole bag of chips are gone. I want to eat between meals. I want my meals to have meals. Driving by the fast food or 7-11 I want to stop because I'm a little hungry and deserve some fatty fried food. I want to want food. Enjoy going out to a nice restaurant and really taste the rich delicious food. I want to really smell good food from a kitchen and have my mouth water. I want to eat when I'm bored or tired or really upset. I want to dream about food, wake up, have a midnight snack and in the morning say I'm straving so I make waffles, with syrup and butter and more butter. I want to forget what I know what is good for me. I want to not worry about calories and enjoy my tub of ice cream. I want food to melt in my mouth. Satisfy my yearning to stuff my face. I want people to stare at me and wonder how much could I possibly fit in my mouth. I want to eat whenver I feel like it, not when it happens to be meal time. I want my portions to be endless. I don't want eating to be seen as work or something I have to do to gain energy or weight. And it would be really nice if I could smell a little more than I can. I want to eat and eat and never feel full.